A burglar is robbing a house during the middle of night, and he is searching through this very dark room with his flashlight. While he is looking around he hears this voice say "JESUS is watching you".
He immediately spins around searching frantically for the origin of the voice. As he pans his flashlight around the room he sees a parrot perched on top of a high bookcase in the corner of the room. He approaches the parrot and asks "Did you just say something to me?" The parrot responds "Yes, I did....I said, JESUS is watching you".
The burglar is astounded by the parrots ability to converse, and he asks the unique bird, "Is your name Jesus?". The parrot replies the man "No Sir, my name is Junior". The burglar appears puzzled and says, "Gee, Junior is a very unusual name for a parrot".
And the parrot replies, "Yes, it is and JESUS is a very unusual name for a Doberman."