BABY TALK
Bobby changes schools. During his first day the
teacher points to a picture in a book and asks Bobby to name
the animal. "It's a moo-moo," replies Bobby. "No, Bobby,
says the teacher, "that is baby talk and we don't use it here.'
Later the teacher points to a picture in a book and asks Bobby to name
the animal. "It's a bow wow," replies Bobby. "No, Bobby,"
says the teacher, "that is baby talk and we don't use it here."
Later the teacher sees Bobby sitting alone in the corner and
asks him what he is reading. "Winnie the Shit," replies Bobby.