Dear Friend,

This letter was started by a woman like yourself in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented woman. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list. Then add your name to the bottom of the list and send a copy of this letter to five (5) of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.

When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive as many as 3,125 men. One of them is _bound_ to be better than the one you gave up.

Do not break this chain! One woman did a received her own husband back. As of this writing, a friend of mine has already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her face.