Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "Fuck". It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is really fucking interested in John); and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you see, there are very few words with the versatilely of "Fuck".
Besides It's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
| Greetings | "How the fuck are you?" |
| Fraud | "I got fucked by the car dealer." |
| Dismay | "Oh, fuck it." |
| Trouble | "Hell, I guess I'm fucked now." |
| Aggression | "Fuck you." |
| Disgust | "Fuck me." |
| Confusion | "What the fuck...?" |
| Difficulty | "I don't understand this fucking business." |
| Despair | "Fucked again." |
| Incompetence | "He's such a fuck-up." |
| Displeasure | "What the fuck is going on here?" |
| Lost | "Where the fuck are we?" |
| Disbelief | "Unfuckingbelievable!" |
| Retaliation | "Up your fucking ass." |
It can be used in an anatomical description - He's a fucking asshole.
It can be used to tell time - It's five fucking thirty.
It can be used in business - How did I end up with this fucking job?
It can be maternal - as in "Motherfucker".
And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?" Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?" And last but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic, who said "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! Use it regularly in your daily speech: It will add to your prestige.