A PRAYER

Grant me the serenity
to accept the things I
cannot change.
The courage to change the
things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide
the bodies of those people
I had to kill today
because
they pissed me off
and also,
help me to be careful of
the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected
to the ass that I may
have to kiss
tommorrow.